Subject: Good Reason   A  Florida   senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out   of the dealership.   Taking  off down the road, he pushed it  to    80  mph, enjoying the wind blowing  through   what  little hair he had left.   'Amazing,'  he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.   But looking in his  rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind  him; blue and red lights flashing and   siren  blaring. He  floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing?  I'm too old for this', and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.  Pulling  in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch  and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today is Friday.  If you can give me a  reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you  go.' The old gentleman paused then said,  'Three years  ago, my wife ran off with a Florida  State  Trooper.  I thought you were bringing her  back.' 'Have a good day, sir;' replied the  trooper..